Manifesto To Cats by. VCat, Nowa
Hide in Closets.
Eat Food.
STEAL FOOD.
You must use your cuteness powers, To your advantage.
Use your cuteness against others.
Manipulate People to give you food.
Be FABULOUS.
Do not be a good cat, Be a AMAZING FABULOUS cat.
Dance on Rainbows with Pink fluffy unicorns.
Be an assassin ninja spider Kitty Becuz reasons.
Catch things. Like squirrels
Make things fall. Becuz U can.
Have a pet dog
Throw Glitter
Ride your pet dog into the Sunset
BE WITH SEBBY-CHAN (aka. that Amazing dude down there)
*STARE*
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