My Manifesto
By: Nicholas Carhuayano and Daniel Gofman
Surviving a zombie Apocalypse
Step 2 Always have a weapon
Step 3 Have food
Step 4 Watch out for zombies
Step 5 Watch out for traders
Step 6 Don't lick the ground (Its poison)
Step 7 Don't go to the source of the zombies! (The power plant)
Step 8 Don't use a dead zombie like a shield (They bite when they are dead cuz they are dead get it?)
Step 9 Use zombie blood to camouflage (Don't get it in your eyes/mouth it stings and will make you turn)
Step 10 Don't make noise (Be a ninja)
Step 11 Don't eat vegetables they are infected (They have little mouths inside that bite ur face)
Step 12 Lock your doors and windows. (No windows in a basement)
Step 13 Don't jump out your house/building(You will die#Peace)
(cant jump out of a basement)
Step 14 #TheEnd
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