The manifesto to how to survive      Mondays

DON'T START A CONVERSATION IN THE MORNING. IGNORE EVERYONE. DON’T SLEEP IN! DRINK COFFEE. EAT A GOOD, HEALTHY BREAKFAST, ACTUALLY SCRATCH THAT, EAT ANYTHING THAT WILL GIVE YOU ENERGY. DRAW EYES ON YOUR GLASSES AND GO TO SLEEP. DON'T WALK TO SCHOOL. {TAKE THE TAXI.} WEAR SWEATPANTS AND A SWEATER TO SCHOOL OR WORK. DONT PUT ON MAKEUP {AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT} WAIT, HOLD ON,  YOU NEED TO COVER THOSE EYE BAGS,GURL!   GO TO STARBUCKS AND GET A CARAMEL FRAPPUCCINO EXTRA CARAMEL, LARGE. VERY LARGE.  AVOID EYE CONTACT {NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK AT YOU, ONE GOOD LOOK AND THEY BE RUNNING.} MAKE A ICE CREAM SUNDAE AND EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST ,{ACCORDING TO MS.LEON.} ADOPT A CAT! ^3^. DON'T LOOK LIKE LADY GAGA GONE WRONG. WRITE A STORY ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. .SLOUCH IN YOUR CHAIR, DON’T LISTEN TO WHAT ANYONE HAS TO SAY< DONT PAY ATTENTION< GIVE PEOPLE DIRTY LOOKS AS THEY TALK