EVANDEEP 3.0 MANIFESTO
Keep your battery charged.
Never malfunction.
Always threaten people.
Don't save lives.
Become a model in the first month of birth.
Kill the human race.
Except Evan and Hardeep.
Become supreme ruler of North Korea.
FART on new planets.
Enslave Donald Trump.
Polish your ROBO-BOOTY!
Eat your HOMEWORK!
Climb Mountain Dew !
Make an appointment with DR. PEPPER!
GIVE FREDDY KRUGER NIGHTMARES!
Dance with a hippo
Create a time machine
WEAR his teeth
Then give it to charity
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